1. Why is there a 'RED BULL' on every table in the examination hall except mine? I know that its a energy drink but is it that efficient and tasty? Do answers flash like light when one drinks Red Bull??
2. Generally, what is wrong with most F-R-E-N-C-H people? Are they really that dumb or do they pretend to be that stupid?
3. Why do shops close down at 4:30 or 5:00 in the evening? I thought that night-life is supposed to begin at 5:00 or 6:00 PM?
4. Why do people drink so much everyday that they cannot handle?
5. Why do they shout a lot at 3:00 in the morning on the street?
6. Why do people here use the 'F'word [which I consider too filthy to be published on my blog] atleast twice in every sentence or phrase?
7. Why does the University look like a circus-town right after the exams with picnics/barbecue on the lawn, a beer or vodka in every hand, a bikini on a womans body at a temperature of about 5-6 degrees and a few hookahs too??
8. Why do ""STUDENTS"" at the ""UNIVERSITY LEVEL"" behave so immaturely, throwing eggs and cream at each other during 4/5 AM causing nuisance to others?
9. Did I read somewhere that Picasso and Leonardo davinci have re-incarnated so that I see modern-art everytime in the lift?
10.Gosh....why did these people even need University education? To get a good job? Phbbttt....!!!!
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Ayyo sorry .. title same.. naa paakve illae...
ennodae title change panren...
What kinda rowdy oor are u livin in?? paatu iru ma.. -:)
Only thing I like abt British is their accent... just love it.. I am assuming u r in UK..
1.) Red Bull gives you wingsss...
2.) They are like the indaumitable gaul of astrix fame, when blair was bending for Bush, the french had the guts to oppose something that they thought right irrespective of their relations with Americans. I respect the french more than the brits.
3.) Night life doesent happen in shops. they want you to get outta there...
4.) First 2 pegs they drink to the queen remember. The count starts after that. Then the king, their count and lords. By the time they come to themeselves they are wasted...
5.) ITs good for the larynx. Dont tell me you dint know that.. :D
6.) you mean "funny", "freaky" ? ... just kidding its a filler word like heck, dont analyse too much.. use it or dont. doesent make much of a difference.
7.) Its too unnatural to be so different from your natural self, for far too long. A university is a circus town isnt it ? BTW... which university is this, I would like to study again... purani jeaans....
8.) Who says, throwing eggs is immture. Its real fun for those who are in it. pick a few large ones and give it one heave across to the wall (testing purposes only. for Live action target humans). BTW I havent heard anyone getting killed by an egg..
9.) (In a serious tone). Grafiti is tribal art re-incarnated. Its sacred and is as inteersting as a monet or a picasso.
10.) No one needs a university education. "university education", is that what they call an oxymoron.
Just got busted in the head working on spreadsheets the whole of yesterday.
vasu
RED BULL is only for those who have no energy maybe uhave 2 much of it
FRENCH ppl r decendents of asterix, and thats what is wrong with them, they still hold on to the indomitable nature, opposing bush instead of romans.
wat makes u think the shopkeeper doesnt deserve nite life and shud be selling stuff to u?
so that they can act like total idiots
they r very horny
its the modern day version of the banquets the indomitable gausl celebrated (the french r behind this rite?)
must beone of the fights like in asterix over a rotten egg instead fish.
these guys think they r living in caves and r leavin their mark for future generation, who knows maybe 200 years later it mite have some antique value..like the cave paintings
ppl go to university because they dont want to work and to waste time. its also called as spending ur parents money
Vivhyd..
Its absolutely fine....u dont need to change the title. Its what you can all 'COINCIDENCE' :D
I like the British accent too.....nothing else :)
Smyts and Vivhyd..
Yaaappaaa???? Enakku konjam konjam Tamil teridu. I can understand it more or less but my spoken Tamil ends at ponni!!!!
Vasu,
very well :)) :D If Red bull gives me wings, then I would like to fly :)
Just let me know if u'd like to study in this circus-town....I'll complete the application process for you ;D We both can sit outside the classroom and sing Purani jeans....
Did you develop a good sense of humour because of the spreadsheets??
Srivatsan,
Cave paintings....you mean that the lift is like a cave....you should see the paintings and sketching there. Leonardo would immediately commit suicide :)) Me feeling guilty here because of your last sentence :((!!!
Smyts,
Its fun and its time to freak, I know.....but that too has a limit right? Okies let me mention what is fun for them.....they even pee on the maindoor and I have to go through the same door everyday. Now that I wouldnt call fun....and when I talked about Picasso/DaVinci, you know what kinda modern art I am talking about. I almost feel like I'm in a biology class when in the lift!!
Leaving that I have no problems with fun.....I love University life [barring these indecent things]
EGGS + PUBS = UNIVERSITY ROCKS!!!! :D [but I thought you are a vegetarian??!!]
lOVE :D
well thats the point isnt it? spend and dont earn? i blew a hell of a lot of money on my bike a bullet, which i don earn...and am thinking of a second beat up crap bike from the 70s (another bullet) to buy and restore(thinstime form my own money) but maintainin n stuff frm parents...
Srivatsan,
Hmmm...I will be shot if I agreed with you. But yes, I am wasting a hell lot of my parents money too with glitter in my eyes that I will earn back. All kids are like that I guess!
@ Archana..
I thought u were tamilian.. no? hehe.. anyways.. hope u understood.. kannada?
Actually I heard Red Bull really makes one feel like a bull,, never tried it thgh..
I read British newspapers.. whenever I am little down cos they make me laugh.. esp some of the cricket articles...
Vivhyd..
Ofcourse...I am a pakka Kannadathi from namma Bengalooru...Unfortunately, there arent many bloggers who are Kannadigas:((
But how can it give one wings and also make one feel like a bull? Is it a bull with wings? Cross breed huh?
archana .. I guess it differs frm person to person how they feel after they have that.. who knws maybe some feel like bull with wings!!
I only knw baeku .. :( .. have couple of really gud kannadiga frnds.. but never tried to learn kannada.. perhaps u cud teach me :)
Vivhyd,
Where do we start from? Okies......red - kempu and bull- eththu :D
ok archana,
here is what you should do to try and get a funny bone (good sized)..
first you should do a five year Profit and loss projection including cash flows. Then present it to dumb, crap bosses who dont know "a", "b", "c", "d".
Then they will come up with their own einstein ideas, which you would know is dumb as you hear it. But you cant say that, you got to swallo all the crap and lick their ass. Otherwise sensitive souls would get offended. I mean how can these "numbknuckles" be wrong.
You nod your head, mess up your own art (I meant the spreadsheet). Its like adding jankhar beats to a Mannadey song. I feel like when I picked a cassete titled "Golden hits of kishore kumar" in small letters the words "rendered by kumar saunu".
Anyway you give the spread sheet a plate of half ice-cream and half excreta to the banker and he looks at you and says "what is this" using his eyes alone. I crinje instinctively. A small shiver, disowning all that I did.
Then I clean up all the crap and re submit the whole thing. This banker just comments (infront of the guys who gave birth to all that crap) "these finance managers are useless", to which the bosses laugh heartily.
Damm... all this is ok... but not in one day yaar...
Ella ok, Crap yaake...
I know its your blog, and I am temporarily hijacking. Thanks for hearing me out...
snifffff snufffff (blowing intensely into his soiled kerchief and wiping his eyes)..
Oh...poor my boy! [trying to wipe out your tears and giving you another tissue] Had to go through so much in one day!! I mean,is it always like this when working? I almost had tears in my eyes reading this..uh..uh..huhhh..uhh [the crying tone] :)) ooops... :((
With your permission, may i add a coupla questions
1. Why do people wear full sleeve shirts and roll it back halfway?
2. Why do people switch the AC/fan on and then cover the body from head to toe?
i enjoyed reading your writings
Arm pitt,
Those ones were really good :))
"red - kempu and bull- eththu " ..
Hey my first Kannada lesson ... atlast ..
Vivhyd,
I was called "Kannada PUNT" at school [punt [slang] - pandit] I can teach you on and on.....but what about gurudakshina? Let me remind you my fee is going to be high since you have a Kannada genius guiding you [97%....aawww soo proud! soooooo proud!!!]
You have been book-tagged at http://parthp.blogspot.com
Just don't end up asking me to cut my tongue off!! u knw like ekalavya was asked to take his thumb off...
otherwise I am fine with anything
kannada... namku, kannade solpa gothu... anyway... not all days. the bosses are actualy my partners and man as far as numbers are concerned, they are slowwwwwwwwwww......
anyway, I gave it to them after the meeting. like vesuvious.. came back home and laughed about it alone... the iranian chick upstairs thinks, I am nuts... Well thats a damage control, I have to take up another day :D...
vasu
lol!!! nice post.... coz i didnt know these things happen in ur"ooru" :):)
Nice blog by the way :):)
Parth,
Will follow on...
Vivhyd,
No, no...I'm not maintaining a preservatory here..so, I dont want your tongue :( "otherwise I am fine with anything"...do I take your word for that?
Vasu,
Aiyyo aiyyo.....Kannada kole!! What is namku?? I pity that poor chick...what does a chick do with a red bull downstairs?? [a laughing red bull at that]
Smile,
Thank you, thank you! :)
Interesting campus jottings..
but the F stuff.. british spirits. :)
Nice questions... Sorry got no answers... but i am sure other than some disgudting stuff... u must be enjoying University life....
Chennagi Enjoy maadu...
Kannada Punti... hmm nodanna...
Chakra,
must be the English spirit as you say.....just as 'chicken shit' is American........how creative!!
Smyts,
Be prepared.....I shall come to you with my armour and the first time I meet you, I'll throw eggs at you [be it your wedding :))] You'll have Shyam chasing and hitting me in the shaadi mandap!! :D
Art,
University life thumba thumba thumba chennagide ...... sakaththaagi enjoy maadtha iddini. Adre yenu maadodu? Illi Kannada ilvalla :((
vivhyd and archana, i wish you guys handled the cauvery issue. Pardon me if I am not being politically correct!
@ armpitt... well thgh I can be cheeky and say I am frm the last 3 letters of my name.. i wud def strive to end tht dispute if archana and me had some say in it..
Arm pitt....
If only vivhyd and me could do something about it, India would be a better place to live in :( [now what do I say? :((]
Smyts,
Wow, it would be so much fun!! But my promise to you is that Shyam will be smelling only eggs :))
Aiyyo Kannada yelli? Iduvaregu yaava Indians nu bheti madilla illi. I'm not complaining but :D
Oh let me guess what u told smyta.. oh u know kannada.. till now I didn't meet any who spoke Kannada... but I m not complaining.. howzztht??
let me know if i am rite!!
archana... as Smyta said... Namma hattira kannada Maatadu :)
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